Peace-to-our-syblyngs-the-cows Loaf

Well! Syblyng Bob has collected some wonderful donations from our syblyngs the farmers here locally. It's so nice that we have such generous neighbors! So here's a recipe I'm going to prepare for the community, to celebrate Gaia's bounty:

1 beet, grated
1-2 sweet potatoes, grated
1-2 white potatoes, grated
1 turnip, grated
1 onion, diced
3 celery stalks, with leaves
1 lb raw peanuts

Process each item individually in a food processor. Mix all together, chill in refrigerator overnight. Form into a loaf.

WONDERFUL PRO-GAIA LITERATURE!!

I'm just delighted to see our syblyngs at the Spirit of Vatican 2 faith community creating such excellent, inclusive, Gaia-loving theater! It's so inspiring!

Good News

I found Syb Joe over the weekend. I was on one of our harvesting missions to the local farms nearby. We go and gather different produce from these farms to sustain ourselves and in reparation for our offerings of ourselves and prayers to Gaea for the eco crimes of the local farmers. The really great biblical part of our program is that we do not even tell the farmers that they are doing it so in this case the right hand really does not know what the left hand is doing. That way we can be so eucharist to each other. Anyway, while I was in an apple orchard I found Syb Joe hanging in a tree with the windmill blades. (Can I say blades, that sounds so violent?) I managed to get him down and bring our produce back to our commune. He's resting now, but seems ok other than a violent bout of nausea.

Frustration!!

I ran across this on the interwebnet today. It really, really disturbed me! Every time I start cheering up, thinking about how much progress has been made since the beginning of the Age, something like this comes up and reminds me how far we still have to go!

This pastor clearly doesn't get it---and she's a womyn! She just doesn't see the forest for our syblyngs the trees. Since all of Gaia's creation is equal, all of it has responsibilities to all the rest of it. Therefore, any construct which falsely purports to limit 2 beyngs' responsibilities to only each other must be evil.

So why is this "Rev" Hallin even getting worked up about the (obviously) patriarchal practice of "giving the bride away"? Shy should be striving to eliminate the whole oppressive practice of marriage, and affirming our Gaia-given responsibilities to ALL our syblyngs!!

Internetweb linkages

I found where we've been linked to by Quo Vadis? (Wasn't he Luke's father in Star Wars?) And while she seems to be another one of those traddies here on the internetweb, I'm sure she's a nice enough person. Although I don't know where she gets off saying we "satirize Catholic liberalism". She'll probably hear from Syb MADison about that one. Where do all these traddies come from? It's like the internetweb is a time portal to 1962 or something. Hello people!! Vatican II!!

Black October

Oh what a wretched day. Archbishop Piero Marini has been removed as the pope’s Master of Ceremonies. MC Piero as we liked to refer to him was such a breath of fresh air in the stodgy Vatican. One had to admire the liberal use he made of inculturation in the mass. I for one think we need to make even greater use of liturgical dancing. The deepest spiritual moment I had in my life was during a liturgical dance. I was doing the "Batusi" one Sunday and was in sheer rapture. It was too bad that Syblyng Joe became partially blind in one eye because of my enthusiastic gestures. But Gaea will count that small sacrifice a great blessing one day.

Blessings

Blessings upon the tens and tens of syblyngs who have found their way here. We will try to post as often as we can, but have suffered a slight setback. It's been overcast today and so the solar batteries are not quiet fully charged. We have been working on alternative power sources. The first was the hampster wheel, but Syb Madison became Syb MADison, if you know what I mean, before straightening me out on that one. Next we tried a windmill. But last night there were many high winds and while Syb Joe and I were trying to hold the windmill down it took off like a helicopter carrying Syb Joe to the heavens. We are still trying to find Syb Joe. I am sure he is ok as he had his Gaea beads with him.