Thursday, October 25, 2007

On the Road...

It has been decided that Syblyngs Bob, Madison and Joe will be leaving in the morning to Knoxville. It's a long story, but I am sure this is for the best. We'll be traveling with a group of guests that we've had here in the commune. They're making their way to Florida for some recreation and to protest at a military-industrio complex. Hopefully we'll be able to make some posts on our way down to Tennessee. But thanks to the generosity of that wonderful parish Spirit of Vatican 2 you will be able to hear our words of wisdom there. So join us at the Spirit of Vatican 2 Parish.

I've forgotten to mention....

We'll be traveling south to Knoxville to visit the wonderful syblyngs of the Spirit of Vatican 2 parish. There's a possibility of beginning a new Gorebertine community there. None too soon will it be to establish the Gorebertines in Tennessee the home of St. Albert himself. And frankly after the stress of today I'm very much in need of a getaway. I've been chewing willow bark all day and still have a severe headache. There's only one thing I worry about. Will I be able to find birkenstocks? I'd hate to step in any of that chewing tobacco spit.....


I'll have to make this quick. Syb Joe has been found. He's been returned by one of the local farmers. Unfortunately he noticed some of our produce offering as having come from his farm. We tried to reason with him and explain the great good we do for his soul and for Gaea with this unknown offering. But he seems to be very angry. He left in his pollution spouting deathtruck and yelled he'd be back. All who read this should make a quick prayer or even a sacrificial offering of some sort of technological deathimplement to Our Mother Gaea. I'm not sure what is going to happen, but I'm afraid the most foul and evil Technospirit may be laying plans for our doom, just as it has for the doom of Our Mother the Earth.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007


We've had problems at the community getting to the internetweb. It's been very overcast and we haven't been able to store enough power. And I think the Vic-20 may have a virus. It's been acting weird and won't load my copy of Blue Max. Ohhh... forget that last part. But it looks like we've finally have the windmill operational and perhaps posting will be more frequent now.

Has anyone seen a very pale 6'5" male syblyng in an earthtone robe with birkenstocks who is having trouble walking a straight line? Syb Joe is missing and we haven't been able to find him.

Sunday, October 14, 2007


Syblyng Bob,

Syblyng Joe will be just fine. You need to trust in Gaia's healing power. Our syblyng just needs to drink more energy soup, and his humors will balance of their own accord.

Of course, maybe I need to add more's just so difficult to find in Wisconsin....or maybe sprouted mung???

Friday, October 12, 2007

Help for Syb Joe

Syb Joe is still suffering from nausea. We've tried reiki and realigning his chakra, but he's still walking like a spinning top. Does anyone know of an authentic shamanistic healer in the central Wisonsin area? Syb Joe would be greatful.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Peace-to-our-syblyngs-the-cows Loaf

Well! Syblyng Bob has collected some wonderful donations from our syblyngs the farmers here locally. It's so nice that we have such generous neighbors! So here's a recipe I'm going to prepare for the community, to celebrate Gaia's bounty:

1 beet, grated
1-2 sweet potatoes, grated
1-2 white potatoes, grated
1 turnip, grated
1 onion, diced
3 celery stalks, with leaves
1 lb raw peanuts

Process each item individually in a food processor. Mix all together, chill in refrigerator overnight. Form into a loaf.